howdy!

first time getting set up here. not gonna get too into anything for the moment. just gonna let this thing cool it's heels and settle in for a spell. hopefully this blog will accomplish a couple of things 1. it will allow me to vent and rage in a safe and highly publicized way that many frustrated masturbators will leave feeling even more frustrated by 2. it will broadcast my innermost thoughts in the loudest possible voice, while ironically created in absolute silence as i go about my day dealing with the typical matters of the moment, such as gastroeintestinal disorders, tea preparation and the cataloging of deer and bear sightings from my perch up high here in the northernmost woods where i live, for now and 3. it will make me feel better for all the time i've devoted in my life to the business of making porn a better place, and how my failures in this department have at least amounted to a free blog that all can read, yet few probably will (as to why, see no. 1).

alright. this is not a place where i'll talk about fucking so much as i'll be talking about myself and things that i like, so if you're here for fucking, fuck off. watch my movies for that. there's plenty of them ( http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0822456/ ).

here is all about the love, hate and penis envy.

out for now,

david